{"product_id":"bonny-crash","title":"Bonny Crash","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg, #FF1493, #8A2BE2, #FF69B4, #4B0082); padding: 25px; border-radius: 20px; color: white; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; text-shadow: 3px 3px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.8); border: 3px solid #FF1493;\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 3em; margin-bottom: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 3px; color: #FFFF00;\"\u003e💀 BONNY CRASH 💀\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 25px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #00FFFF;\"\u003eTHE FEMALE COUNTERPART TO JONNY OBNOXIOUS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(45deg, #000000, #FF1493, #000000); padding: 30px; border-radius: 15px; margin: 20px 0; color: #FF69B4; border: 2px solid #00FFFF;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"color: #00FFFF; text-align: center; font-size: 2em; margin-bottom: 20px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003e⚡ PUNK GODDESS UNLEASHED ⚡\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.3em; line-height: 1.8; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003eMeet Bonny Crash - the fierce female force who might just be MORE obnoxious than Jonny himself! 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