{"product_id":"one-man-mosh-pit","title":"One Man Mosh Pit","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #333; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg, #FF4500, #8B0000, #000000); padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; color: white; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 28px; text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);\"\u003e🤘 ONE MAN MOSH PIT 🤘\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0 0; font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWhen Jonny Obnoxious Goes FULL CHAOS MODE!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f8f8f8; padding: 15px; border-left: 5px solid #FF4500; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #8B0000; margin-top: 0;\"\u003e🔥 THE ULTIMATE OBNOXIOUS ENERGY:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is what happens when \u003cstrong\u003eJONNY OBNOXIOUS\u003c\/strong\u003e decides he doesn't need a crowd to start a fucking riot! One man, unlimited chaos, maximum obnoxious energy. He IS the mosh pit, the crowd, the rebellion, and the absolute \u003cem\u003eMADNESS\u003c\/em\u003e all rolled into one unstoppable force of punk rock fury!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 15px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 200px; background: #fff; padding: 15px; border: 2px solid #FF4500; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"color: #8B0000; margin-top: 0;\"\u003e💀 JONNY'S CHAOS LEVEL\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolo mosh pit mastery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaximum obnoxious energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-man rebellion army\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePure punk rock insanity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 200px; background: #fff; padding: 15px; border: 2px solid #8B0000; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"color: #FF4500; margin-top: 0;\"\u003e🎯 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolo rebels \u0026amp; lone wolves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaximum chaos enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJonny Obnoxious superfans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who IS the party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff; border: 3px solid #000000; border-radius: 10px; padding: 20px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF4500; margin-top: 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e⚡ THE OBNOXIOUS LEGEND:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eWhen everyone else needs a crowd to feel alive, Jonny Obnoxious creates his own chaos! He doesn't wait for the pit - HE IS THE PIT. This is peak obnoxious energy in wearable form!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(45deg, #000, #8B0000); color: white; padding: 20px; border-radius: 10px; text-align: center; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #FF4500;\"\u003e⚡ DIGITAL PUNK MEDIA EXCLUSIVE ⚡\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eBE the mosh pit. Own the chaos. Channel pure Jonny Obnoxious energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff3cd; border: 1px solid #ffeaa7; padding: 15px; border-radius: 5px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: #856404;\"\u003e🤘 \u003cem\u003eWarning: May cause spontaneous solo moshing, uncontrollable obnoxious energy, and the urge to BE the entire fucking riot!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Digital Punk Media Merch","offers":[{"title":"Poppy Red Heather \/ S","offer_id":51217804788011,"sku":"19g649mf0722d2","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Poppy Red Heather \/ M","offer_id":51217804820779,"sku":"19g649mf0722d3","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Poppy Red Heather \/ L","offer_id":51217804853547,"sku":"19g649mf0722d4","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Poppy Red Heather \/ XL","offer_id":51217804886315,"sku":"19g649mf0722d5","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Poppy Red Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":51217804919083,"sku":"19g649mf0722d6","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Poppy Red Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":51217804951851,"sku":"19g649mf0722d7","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Poppy Red Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":51217804984619,"sku":"19g649mf0722d8","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Poppy Red Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":51217805017387,"sku":"19g649mf0722d9","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/9054\/9803\/files\/ninjapod_11301102_f_4980_75_f.jpg?v=1756675236","url":"https:\/\/digitalpunkmedia.myshopify.com\/products\/one-man-mosh-pit","provider":"Digital Punk Media Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}